"Whatever u give a woman, she’ll make it greater.
Give her sperm; she’ll give u a baby.
Give her a house; she’ll make it a home.
Give her groceries; she’ll make u a meal.
Give her a hug and she’ll give u her heart.
She multiplies & enlarges whatever she’s given.
So if u give her crap,
be ready to receive a... TON OF SHIT !!!"
(Total timepass BABA GYANI | Facebook)
"As an airplane is about to crash,
a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
"Here, iron this!"
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